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EMS Humor - Part Deuce There are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any ambulance, any place, any time... | ||
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| 4. Magarine Tubs with Clear Lids: if you spend all your time under the hood looking for a friendly pin that caromed off the pertal valve when you knocked both off the air cleaner, it's becasue you eat butter. Real mechanics consume ounds of tasteless vegetable oil replicas just so they can use the empty tubs for parts containers. (Some, of course, chuck the butter-colored goo altogether or use it to repack wheel bearings). Unlike air cleaners and radiator lips, magarine tubs aren't connected by a time/space wormhole to the Parallel Universe of Lost Frendle Pins. | ||
| 5. Big Rock at the Side of the Road: Block up a tire. Smack corroded battery terminals. Pound out a dent. Bop noisy know-it-all types on the noodle. Scientists have yet to develop a hammer that packs the raw banging power of granite or limestone. This is the only tool that which a "made in Malaysia" emblem is not synonymous with the user's maiming. | ||
| 6. Plastic Zip Ties: After 20 years of lashing down stray hose and wiring old bread ties, some genius brought a slightly slicked-up version to the ambulance parts market. Fifteen zip ties can transform a hulking mass of amateur-quality wiring from a working model of the Brazilian Rain Forest into something remotely resembling a wiring harness. Of course it works both ways. When buying a used ambulance, subtract $100 for each zip tie under the hood. | ||
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